Just give me my sandwich and stop being a prick

• 2012-08-14 174,329 notes

  can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be

  #gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today

  I’m imagining a West Side Story-style rumble, but with more pizza.

  (via yesimbeyonce)

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