Probably Ontario. We want to live in Canada, but my French isn’t strong enough for me to be employed in Quebec. Ontario’s close enough to Quebec so that we can still see people we care about, but it’s also not bilingual, so I’ll be able to work and stuff.
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), arguing against the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, inadvertently making a pro-choice argument. (via stillexperience)
Oh my god, SO FUCKING PRICELESS.
THE IRONYYYYYYYYY DDDD-:
Just between you and your doctor, right, Mrs. Bachmann?
Note to conservatives: When you basically have to couch your talking points in liberal language in order to make your anti-minority, anti-lower-class arguments sound acceptable, you need to rethink your worldview.
Tomorrow she’ll go on national TV and say that John Wayne Gacy was pro-life, which is why he gave birth to Founding Father John Quincy Adams who learned everything he needed to know in Iowa, not Minnesota, where Michele is a member of the Galactic Congress.
HAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU, YOU BRILLIANT DUMBASS!
Khaled Hosseini (The Kite Runner)
No offense, girls, but I can’t watch women football for more than two minutes.