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July 2011

“I love you like Wiz Khalifa loves weed and Pittsburgh.” —Andrew Fallon (Thisguy)
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#thisguy #quotes #wiz khalifa #weed #Pittsburgh #love
Have you and Tal thought about where you plan on living after the two of you have finished school?

Probably Ontario. We want to live in Canada, but my French isn’t strong enough for me to be employed in Quebec. Ontario’s close enough to Quebec so that we can still see people we care about, but it’s also not bilingual, so I’ll be able to work and stuff.

Jun 30, 2011
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Harry Potter and the Half-Dub Remix Dubstep Terabyte Frenzy

afriendlyreminder:

HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP

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JUST PRESS PLAY.

no comment. <3

Jun 30, 2011228,238 notes
#winning
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#Keep calm and carry on #memes #food #cereal #cereal guy
“That’s why people need to continue to go to the town halls, continue to melt the phone lines of their liberal members of Congress, and let them know, under no certain circumstances will I give the government control over my body and my health care decisions.” —

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), arguing against the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, inadvertently making a pro-choice argument. (via stillexperience)

Oh my god, SO FUCKING PRICELESS.

(via angryfeminist)

THE IRONYYYYYYYYY DDDD-:

(via stfufauxminists)

Just between you and your doctor, right, Mrs. Bachmann?

(via stfuconservatives)

Note to conservatives: When you basically have to couch your talking points in liberal language in order to make your anti-minority, anti-lower-class arguments sound acceptable, you need to rethink your worldview.

(via triplanetary)

Tomorrow she’ll go on national TV and say that John Wayne Gacy was pro-life, which is why he gave birth to Founding Father John Quincy Adams who learned everything he needed to know in Iowa, not Minnesota, where Michele is a member of the Galactic Congress.

(via inothernews)

HAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU, YOU BRILLIANT DUMBASS!

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“It may be unfair, but what happens in a few days, sometimes even a single day, can change the course of a whole lifetime…” —

Khaled Hosseini (The Kite Runner)

Phenomenal book.

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June 2011

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
Jun 30, 201111,568 notes

mikeyroarrr:

No offense, girls, but I can’t watch women football for more than two minutes.

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#Keep calm and carry on #memes #money
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Play
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#Keep calm and carry on #memes #soccer #football #liverpool fc
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#Keep calm and carry on #memes #funny #HERP DERP #derp
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