1. very nsfw only read this if u want to have an orgasm

    helioscentrifuge:

    zeldasbooty:

    nakud woman (with boob) 

    image

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    1. Boomer: Kids these days! It's so unbelievable, the way they act. I mean, when I was a kid, I never-...
    2. Current young people: Yes, you probably did. You just don't remember because you were one of the "kids these days" at the time.
     
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  3. kdo:

    The Velvet Underground - Sweet Jane [Full Length Version] (1970)
    Lou Reed
    from: ‘'Loaded”

    (via steviefuckingnicks)

    Tagged #fucking tune
     

  4. texasenchantment:

    The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

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  6. morelikesnakejailattractive:

    Favorite joke of 2014

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  7. shavingryansprivates:

    i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

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  8. crunchbuttsteak:

    have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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