Just give me my sandwich and stop being a prick
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2013-05-19 2 notes
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tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

(via filthyjanuary)
Source: tasteofavery
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So I may or may not have ordered 5 shots of espresso in the iced coffee this morning…just to keep me nice and nervous ahead of and during today’s clash.
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If you’ve ever sincerely said “Tiffany and Co. or it’s a no”…
I hope your shallow and materialistic life is wholly unfulfilling and plagued by malaise.
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you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via gk01)
Source: clockey
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Fuck it. Not sleeping. Too nervous.
COME ON YOU MOTHERFUCKING SPURS!!!!!!
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You may not know Eurovision by name, but I know you’ve seen Moldova’s 2010 entry.
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“yeah.. you’re real cute!! you’re like man’s best friend” *dog looks down in disappointment* he’s been friendzoned by man yet again…
(via batatonia)
Source: meladoodle
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(via gmccue)
Source: overhumor
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Source: benedictcumberbatchseyebrows

